1995 Vintage: Java Programming

Why was it named after coffee? Because the developers realized that’s the only way people would survive learning the syntax.

🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive

Why was the profile song so loud? Because you hadn't truly lived...read more »

Why did the Game Boy have two screens? Because Nintendo decided ...read more »

Why did we start judging sandwiches? Because someone decided tha...read more »

The year 2002 was a strange bridge between the analog past and th...read more »

Why were they wearing helmets? Because the French duo decided th...read more »

Why were we yelling at our clans? Because before Discord, we had...read more »

Why did we want a "Walkman for the 21st century"? Because Sony g...read more »

Why was she "Crazy in Love"? Because the horns in that song were...read more »

Why was she texting him via Excel? Because the music video featu...read more »

Why was the timer gone? Because the game went "open world," and ...read more »

Why was the internet getting "professional"? Because someone dec...read more »

Why did the computer look like a desk lamp? Because Steve Jobs d...read more »

Why was the internet suddenly full of shouting? Because Microsof...read more »

In 1995, the world felt like it was shifting from analog to digit...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner08/24/2012 23:24Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@The_Mask_Smokin07/28/2010 05:20P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Tech_Support_Guy05/25/2014 14:06Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Binary_Boy05/04/2009 21:3401001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/14/2000 07:04One billion... laughs!

@Flash_Game_Dev07/30/1995 10:19I should make a game about this joke.

@Forever_Alone_X03/17/1999 17:30At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Slow_Clap_Guy01/11/1996 03:09...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!