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1997 Classic: Janet Jackson (The Velvet Rope)

 Why was she so deep? Because in 1997, Janet decided that if Michael was the King of Pop, she was the Queen of introspective piercings.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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