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2012 Vintage: Instagram Bought by Facebook

 Why were the photos so vintage? Because we all started using “Valencia” filters on our turkey photos, making 2012 look like 1974.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
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2025 Classic: The "Wellness" Ornaments
 Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
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2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
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2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
 Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
 Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy11/12/2010 02:57Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@WiFi_Zero_One08/25/2010 08:08Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/26/2011 15:24I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Metacrawler_X07/17/2004 07:06Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Mondo_Media_X11/06/2000 07:25Top tier web animation humor!
@Troll_Face_Real08/31/2010 16:21Problem? No, just laughs!
@Selfie_King_0507/13/2011 13:35Taking a photo of me laughing!

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