Why did the Christmas dinner take twelve years? Because it was a dream within a dream, and while we were only eating for twenty minutes, in the lower level of reality, Dad was still trying to carve the turkey in slow motion.
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
The magic man... is laughing!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
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Brutally funny! Keep them coming.