2000 Vintage: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Hype)

Why was Jim Carrey everywhere? Because even before December, everyone was practicing their “mean one” face and trying to dye their fur green.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »

Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »

Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »

In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »

What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »

Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »

In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »

In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »

Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »

In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »

Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9709/15/1995 11:07Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Terminator_T80009/02/1995 16:09I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Scream_Ghostface11/17/2011 04:04Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Hey_Arnold_Fan12/15/1995 10:15Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Toolbar_Hater05/25/2001 01:20My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Face_Palm_0105/05/2007 18:46Classic. Simply classic.