You give it a tiny pilot’s license!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
i showed this to my son and he just rolled his eyes. mission accomplished.
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
found this while i was supposed to be working. oops.
literally me every monday morning. why is this so accurate??
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
Peak dad humor. 10/10.