I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. i am slow today haha.
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.
i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.