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How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?

I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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6 thoughts on “How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?”

  1. User_762
    User_762 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

  2. User_891
    User_891 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

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