With a pumpkin patch, of course. It’s a seasonal fix.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
wait, i need to read this again. okay, now i got it. i am slow today.
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.