How do you drown a blonde?…

How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »

What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a f...read more »

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »

Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »

A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »

A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligat...read more »

How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »

Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »

A blonde tried to organize her closet. After three hours she gave...read more »

A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »

@WAP_Navigator03/27/2007 08:11Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Harry_Potter_Ron05/27/2014 01:26Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan11/11/2006 09:35Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Friday_Rebecca06/08/2006 10:55Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Under_Const_Gif03/26/2010 17:55This site is never finished... with humor!

@Club_Penguin_Kid02/14/1999 23:12Waddle on over and read this!

@Tablet_User_1002/01/2010 20:27Tapping my way to a good mood.