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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Saving the best laugh for last!
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
i actually had to read this three times. i am not a smart man.