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1995 Classic: Home Improvement

Why was Tim Allen grunting? Because in 1995, “More Power!” was the only solution to every domestic problem.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DVD_Collector04/27/2006 06:53Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Bluetooth_Bot03/26/2013 11:03Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Memento_Guy04/03/2007 22:19Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Nirvana_Teen04/05/2007 07:19Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Courage_Dog10/20/2003 09:00The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@He_Man_Power03/29/2001 23:04I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@HotBot_User02/10/1997 00:14Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Flickr_User_0403/01/2006 13:47A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Newgrounds_User04/11/2005 17:09Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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