1997 Vintage: Harrison Ford (Air Force One)

Why was he the best President? Because he was the only one in 1997 who could tell a terrorist to “Get off my plane!” and actually make them do it.

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero10/19/2015 23:05I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Internet_Explorer_303/29/2005 21:06Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Offspring_Guy09/23/2002 02:25The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Champ_Kind_Wham05/04/2015 13:54WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Leave_Britney_A06/04/2012 12:35Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob10/05/2015 17:52The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Hat_Tip_Sir03/09/2015 05:37M’lady... this joke is superb.