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2019 Archive: Greta Thunberg’s “How Dare You!”

Why did world leaders look so uncomfortable at the UN? Because it’s hard to give a 20-minute speech about “long-term goals” when a 16-year-old is staring you down and telling you that your “blah blah blah” is destroying her future.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X03/14/1997 18:03Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Lara_Croft_9606/09/2000 07:35Found a real treasure with this one.
@Linux_Kernel_0.102/18/2008 22:16Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Terminator_T80001/21/2002 05:51I’ll be back... to read this again.
@American_Psycho_P05/11/2005 13:23I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Steve-O_Wild05/24/2000 18:35Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr09/28/1996 18:59The magic man... is laughing!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/01/2013 13:49All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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