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1997 Legacy: Grand Theft Auto (The Original)

 Why were gifts “stolen” in 1997? Because teens got the first GTA and realized running from 2D police was their new favorite holiday tradition.

Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_The_Rings10/15/2006 14:06One joke to rule them all!
@Cheers_Norm10/17/2009 08:34Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Clueless_Dionne12/14/2008 05:52Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Goosebumps_Kid05/17/2003 19:39Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Rocket_Jumper04/29/2012 15:34This humor took me to new heights!
@StrongBad_Mail04/06/2007 20:24I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Grammar_Nazi_9908/12/1998 10:06Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Filter_Fanatic09/04/2005 17:22This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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