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2008 Legacy: Gran Torino

 Why was Clint Eastwood growling at his neighbors? Because in 2008, he realized “Get off my lawn” was a lifestyle, not just a line.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Men_In_Black_J10/08/2008 11:29Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Pizza_Pizza_9909/03/2001 13:45Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Trainspotting_Rent03/12/2008 07:39Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Offspring_Guy06/20/2002 08:01The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Better_Off_Dead08/26/2014 22:07I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Map_Maker_X07/07/2001 18:17The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Smosh_Old_School09/07/2011 13:09Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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