Why was Clint Eastwood growling at his neighbors? Because in 2008, he realized “Get off my lawn” was a lifestyle, not just a line.
Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.