Why was the mood so artistic? Because the song was everywhere, and now the leftovers were just “somebody that we used to know” (before they were eaten).
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
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2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
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2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
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2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
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2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
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2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
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2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.