Why was Benoit Blanc in a bathtub? Because in 2022, Rian Johnson realized that Daniel Craig is much happier solving murders in a striped swimsuit than being a spy.
Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!