Why did Dad refuse to turn on the heat in the dining room? Because he spent the whole night saying “Winter is Coming” and wanted us to feel like we were in Winterfell while eating turkey in our parkas.
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
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Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
The best thing since version 1.0!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.