1996 Legacy: Fargo

Why was the Minnesota monster so polite? “Oh, you betcha, that’s a real nice pumpkin you got there, don’tcha know?”

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »

Why were so many ghosts wearing basketball jerseys? Because women...read more »

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Why was the girl in the background staring at the camera with a t...read more »

Why was the ghost shaking his hips and saying "Thank you very muc...read more »

Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »

Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »

In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »

Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »

A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »

@Msdos_Commander08/07/1998 11:56C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Zelda_Link05/06/1997 13:06It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Dark_Knight_Joker03/11/1997 01:20Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Student_Life_0104/03/2013 07:46Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@CRT_Degauss08/12/2008 10:05BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Offspring_Guy09/08/2005 19:33The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Uncle_Rico_9809/21/1998 23:31I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Distracted_Boy01/11/1995 06:57Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Friendster_Ghost04/16/2014 10:39Remember me? I’m still laughing.