Why were the song titles so long? Because in 2005, “Sugar, We’re Goin Down” wasn’t enough; they needed a sentence that could double as a short story.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
The farce is strong with this one!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Waddle on over and read this!
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
Posting this to my own wall right now!