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2012 Vintage: Euro 2012 in Poland & Ukraine

Why were the stadiums so beautiful? Because Poland and Ukraine hosted a tournament where Spain dismantled Italy 4-0 in the final, sealing their status as the planet’s ultimate dynasty.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict07/05/2011 01:38LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
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