Why was Jesse Pinkman still in a car? Because we needed to know what happened after Breaking Bad, and it turns out he just needed a shower and a trip to Alaska.
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
The magic man... is laughing!