Why did people stop rewinding? Because the DVD format arrived, promising a picture so clear we could finally count the individual pixels on an actor’s forehead.
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Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
The magic man... is laughing!
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Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!