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1998 Classic: DMX – It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot

 Why was there so much barking? Because DMX brought the raw energy back to hip-hop, proving that you could reach #1 by being the loudest person in the room.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper01/03/2001 19:41Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Twister_Chaser07/24/2001 21:21A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@XFiles_Spooky_M05/07/1995 17:43Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Fargo_Marge09/10/2004 15:53Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Space_Jam_Lola10/04/2011 19:33Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@AllYourBase_9906/17/2009 00:45All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Double_Rainbow_G09/26/2006 02:19What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran08/15/1995 17:02Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Me_Gusta_Face12/31/2008 08:30Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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