Why did everyone stop sleeping? Because clicking a mouse became a new religion, and Tristram was the only place we wanted to spend our summer vacation.
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It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
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First! And it’s funny!