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1997 Archive: Deep Blue Beats Kasparov

 Why was the chess world in mourning? Because a giant IBM computer finally beat the world champion, officially starting the era where humans realized we should probably just stick to playing Solitaire.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1997 “Unsinkable & Unplugged” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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