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2020 Archive: Cyberpunk 2077 Launch

 Why was the game so “glitchy”? Because it was supposed to be the future, but it played like a haunted toaster on a PS4.

Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
 Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
 Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
 Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
 Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran11/07/2002 21:29Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Independence_Day11/17/2009 13:23Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@CRT_Brightness08/23/2013 12:49I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Jesus_Quintana05/10/2011 06:28Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Thundercats_Ho01/08/2013 04:07Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Prestige_World_W12/10/1997 13:22Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Forever_Alone_X02/25/2010 03:13At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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