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1996 Archive: Celine Dion

 Why was “Because You Loved Me” playing in every grocery store? Because in 1996, Celine’s chest-thumping ballads were the only things that could power the Olympic Games.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator09/05/1995 02:58I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Requiem_Dreamer12/31/1997 00:23That was intense... and funny!
@Jesus_Quintana01/29/2010 21:49Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Animorphs_X12/29/1996 20:29I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Thundercats_Ho10/09/2014 22:40Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Chocolate_Rain08/03/1995 22:03I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Animated_Mail_G07/15/2008 02:11The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Neopets_Trader03/13/2002 18:04Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Troll_Face_Real11/24/2010 15:57Problem? No, just laughs!

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