The Cold Weather Alert
A meteorological prediction based on a mother’s intuition. My mom told me to put on a sweater because SHE was feeling cold. That is the… Read More »The Cold Weather Alert
The Lost Socks
A mystery only a mother can solve with a single glance. I asked my mom where my socks were. She said, “If I find them… Read More »The Lost Socks
The Mom Voice
A sound frequency that can stop time and bad behavior. My mom doesn’t need a megaphone. She has a “First, Middle, and Last Name” voice… Read More »The Mom Voice
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a microwave and tried to cook a burrito in the CD drive. Part of… Read More »1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
1997 Classic: The Titanic Tragedy
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the Titanic, the iceberg said: “Don’t worry guys, I’ll take this one for the team.” Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The Titanic Tragedy
1997 Archive: The Tamagotchi Craze
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to feed her Tamagotchi real Cheerios and then cried for three days when it “died” from a low… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tamagotchi Craze
1997 Archive: The Mike Tyson Incident
Yo mama is so ugly, when Mike Tyson saw her, he decided he’d rather eat his own ears than look at her for another round.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Mike Tyson Incident
1997 Archive: The Harry Potter Debut
Yo mama is so old, she remember when Harry Potter was just called “that weird kid with the glasses in the back of my class.”… Read More »1997 Archive: The Harry Potter Debut
1997 Archive: The Spice World Movie
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to see Spice World and brought a shaker of salt and a bottle of Tabasco just in case the plot… Read More »1997 Archive: The Spice World Movie
1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission
Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it actually just landed on your mama’s backside while she was sunbathing in Arizona.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission