Why was the clerk nervous? He heard the new “Word” was coming and he wasn’t ready for “Clip-it.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Office 97 Preview

 Why was the office floor covered in silver discs? A shipment of “100 Free Hours” AOL CDs just arrived. Part of the 68 Office Groaners:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The AOL Trial

 Why did the staff prefer Beanie Babies over cash? They heard “Patti the Platypus” was a better investment than the 401(k). Part of the 68… Read More »1996 Classic: The Beanie Baby Bonus

 Why did the architect like Lara Croft? He said he was “studying 3D pyramid structures.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Tomb Raider Break

 Why was the breakroom TV always on CNN? Because 1996 was the year we realized news never stops. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The 24-Hour News

 Why did the intern get fired? He spent more time feeding his virtual pet than his boss. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Tamagotchi Task

 Why did the dad feel like he was flying? He upgraded his modem to 33.6 kbps. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Archive: The High-Speed 33.6k

 Why was the website so “dynamic”? It had a spinning “Under Construction” GIF. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Classic: The Animated GIF

 Why did they go to the woods? To see if they could survive without a dial-up connection. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Corporate Retreat

 Why did the secretary bring a ruler to the computer? She wanted to see how long the “Excel cell” was. Part of the 60 Classic… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Ruler