1996 Classic: The Beanie Baby Bonus

Why did the staff prefer Beanie Babies over cash? They heard “Patti the Platypus” was a better investment than the 401(k).

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Harry_Potter_0106/27/1995 13:35Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Pentium_Power09/08/2014 19:46My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@DotCom_Survivor09/23/2011 15:55I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Big_Snatch_Boris03/24/2015 19:38Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Noob_Slayer_X07/10/1997 22:47Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.