Why did the employee cry? He spent all day downloading an update that crashed on the last 1%. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Netscape Update

 Why did the man wear khakis on Tuesday? He was a “Corporate Rebel” ahead of his time. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The Business Casual Rise

 Why did the boss lock his floppy disks in a safe? He was protecting the “Secret Formulas.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Cyber-Security

 Why did the boss flip his phone so much? He wasn’t calling anyone; he just loved the sound of 1996 “status.” Part of the 68… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Motorola StarTAC

 Why did the manager act like a toddler? He was inspired by the 1996 “Rugrats” marathon. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Classic: The Rugrats Management

 What did “emergency services” mean on a 1996 pager? “I’m out of coffee and I need help immediately.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The Pager Code

 Why did the computer catch fire? It was more “Plug-and-Pray” than “Plug-and-Play.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

Impossible Memo: Why did the memo self-destruct? Because it was sent to a 1996 ink-jet printer. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Mission

 Why was the employee staring at a 15-inch CRT? He was dreaming of a screen that didn’t weigh 40 pounds. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Flat Screen Dream

 Why was the accountant so popular? He had a 2x CD-R burner and could make custom “Office Mixes.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The CD-R Burner