1996 Classic: The Pager Code

What did “emergency services” mean on a 1996 pager? “I’m out of coffee and I need help immediately.”

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Motherboard_Max12/01/2014 08:32This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Ghostbusters_V02/24/1995 06:13Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Footloose_Ren07/03/2004 01:17Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Bill_Ted_Excell11/22/2015 02:01Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Friday_Rebecca07/28/2012 17:33Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Doge_Much_Funny01/27/2015 15:34Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Distracted_Boy07/31/2009 07:52Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.