Why did the employee bring a “Scream” mask to work? To show how he felt about the Monday morning staff meeting. Part of the 68… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Final 1996 Task

 Why did the worker ask Jeeves for a raise? Because Jeeves was the only one who actually answered his questions. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Classic: The Ask Jeeves Inquiry

 What do you call an office with five strong women? “Corporate Spice.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Why did the employee spend three hours on “Active Desktop”? He wanted a moving waterfall to distract him from work. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Classic: The Desktop Wallpaper

 Why was the photo so blurry? It was taken with a 0.3-megapixel camera that cost $800. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Digital Camera

 Why did the board of directors do the Macarena? They were trying to show “flexibility” in a shifting market. Part of the 68 Office Groaners:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Macarena Meeting

 Why did the designer feel like a king? He had a 100MB Iomega Zip disk and space to burn. Part of the 68 Office Groaners:… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Zip Drive Boom

 Why did the salesman stay near the outlet? His 1996 laptop battery lasted exactly 12 minutes. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Laptop Battery

 “Uh-oh!” — The sound of someone actually wanting to talk to you in 1996. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1996 Vintage: The ICQ Sound

 Why did the manager hire Michael Jordan? He needed someone who could handle a “Space Jam” in the office printer. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Space Jam Strategy