1996 Classic: The Desktop Wallpaper

Why did the employee spend three hours on “Active Desktop”? He wanted a moving waterfall to distract him from work.

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@PalmPilot_Pro10/28/2003 00:42Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan05/18/1998 11:14Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Bad_Luck_Brian09/03/2015 06:06Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Top_List_Winner06/20/1995 23:53Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@True_Story_Neil07/05/1998 08:20True story! I was there!