Why did the IT guy buy a DVD-ROM? He heard the “Digital Video” had more “Disc-potential.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Vintage: The DVD Debut

 Why did the salesman scream at his desk? “Show me the money!” was the only way he knew how to close a lead. Part of… Read More »1996 Archive: The Jerry Maguire Quote

 Why did the boss use all caps? He thought he was “shouting” orders through the screen. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Email Etiquette

 Why was the report so expensive? It had one small color logo that used $50 worth of ink. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Color Inkjet

Why did the employee bring a “Scream” mask to work? To show how he felt about the Monday morning staff meeting. Part of the 68… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Final 1996 Task

 Why did the worker ask Jeeves for a raise? Because Jeeves was the only one who actually answered his questions. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Classic: The Ask Jeeves Inquiry

 What do you call an office with five strong women? “Corporate Spice.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Why did the employee spend three hours on “Active Desktop”? He wanted a moving waterfall to distract him from work. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Classic: The Desktop Wallpaper

 Why was the photo so blurry? It was taken with a 0.3-megapixel camera that cost $800. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Digital Camera

 Why did the board of directors do the Macarena? They were trying to show “flexibility” in a shifting market. Part of the 68 Office Groaners:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Macarena Meeting