Why did the executive get a PalmPilot? He wanted to lose his schedule in the palm of his hand. Part of the 68 Office Groaners:… Read More »1996 Legacy: The PalmPilot Pitch

 Why was the boss so happy about the first cloned sheep? He realized he could finally clone his best employee. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Dolly the Sheep Clone

 Why did the company build an Intranet? So employees could read the lunch menu in 16-bit color. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Corporate Intranet

 Why were Netscape and Microsoft fighting? To see who could crash a computer faster. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Browser Wars

 Why did the boss call from his car? To show off his “Mobile Office” (a phone wired to the cigarette lighter). Part of the 68… Read More »1996 Archive: The Remote Access

 Why was the employee so excited about Hotmail? Because he could finally check his mail without being “tethered” to his desk. Part of the 68… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Hotmail Hype

 Why did the employee bring a compass to work? To help “Explorer” find a website before lunch. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Internet Explorer 3.0

 Why did the computer feel professional? It had a “Pentium Pro” sticker and zero actual tasks. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Classic: The Pentiums Pro

 Why was the employee standing still? He was waiting for 30 seconds of audio to buffer. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Classic: The RealAudio Lag

 Why was there more paper than ever? Because everyone printed their emails “just in case.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Archive: The Paperless Myth