1996 Archive: The Jerry Maguire Quote

Why did the salesman scream at his desk? “Show me the money!” was the only way he knew how to close a lead.

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@SpiderMan_Peter05/06/2014 20:16My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Butthead_Uhhh08/13/2012 12:13Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@DragonBall_Z_G10/27/2011 22:06His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Leeroy_Jenkins01/22/2012 21:00At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Llamas_With_Hats04/15/2006 06:09Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!