1996 Classic: The CD-R Burner

Why was the accountant so popular? He had a 2x CD-R burner and could make custom “Office Mixes.”

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because t...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of beige towers, the screech of 14.4k ...read more »

Having two screens makes you look 50% more productive and 100% mo...read more »

Why are we still here? Because PROJECT-RESTORE says that as long...read more »

Why is the manager wearing a "Stillsuit"? Because the office AC ...read more »

The specific energy brought to the office after a short weekend.I...read more »

Why did the dad cry? Because 1995 was just a second ago, and now...read more »

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An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was...read more »

Numbers, charts, and the sudden disappearance of free snacks.Our ...read more »

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Why was the ledger so "Alpha"? Because the accountant used a "Co...read more »

The final boss of office communication.I’m thinking of quitting m...read more »

Let’s circle back and touch base on this low-hanging fruit.If I h...read more »

@ICQ_Classic04/08/2013 13:03That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa02/08/2009 09:37They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S04/27/1997 01:21I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Transformers_OP11/30/2011 17:44Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Old_School_Frank07/15/2001 00:16We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Badger_Badger_M05/01/2008 01:41Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Bebo_Lover_0507/20/2010 10:55Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Shut_Up_Money08/21/2012 00:36Shut up and take my laughter!