Why did the waiter look confused? The tourist tried to pay for a croissant with a $100 American Express Traveler’s Check in a village that… Read More »1995 Archive: The Traveler’s Check

 Why was the flight attendant annoyed? Because 1995 was the last year planes actually had enough tiny pillows for everyone to have two. Part of… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Pillow Fight

 Why did the fight start? Because the person in 12A reclined their seat precisely 2 inches, which in coach class is considered a declaration of… Read More »1995 Archive: The Reclining Seat

 Why was the cabin so angry? The only movie on the single overhead screen was a blurry version of Waterworld. Part of the 44 Travel Jokes:… Read More »1995 Archive: The In-Flight Movie

 Why was the dad screaming? He ordered a “Full Size” car and was given a Geo Metro with manual windows and no AC. Part of… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Car Rental

 Why was it so satisfying to rip? Because that little stub of paper was your only proof that you were actually going on vacation. Part… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Boarding Pass

 Why was the traveler running through the airport? He was looking for a working payphone to tell his mom he’d landed before his calling card… Read More »1995 Classic: The Payphone Hunt

 Why did the passenger stare at the curtain? He wanted to see if the people in First Class were actually eating real food or just… Read More »1995 Archive: The First Class Curtain

 Why did the tourist love 1995? Because “room keys” were actually heavy pieces of metal attached to a block of wood that could double as… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hotel Key

 Why was the traveler’s back hurting? Because he was dragging a 50lb bag with no wheels across three terminals. Part of the 44 Travel Jokes:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Suitcase Wheels