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1995 Vintage: The Suitcase Wheels

 Why was the traveler’s back hurting? Because he was dragging a 50lb bag with no wheels across three terminals.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Britney_Spears_Fan01/11/1998 19:52Oops, I laughed again!
@Transformers_OP04/10/2000 11:27Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Liger_Owner_X02/17/2011 20:33It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Tagged_Network07/11/2010 01:17You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Slow_Clap_Guy08/01/2014 03:46...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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