Why did the woman lie? She didn’t want to admit she was bringing back 14 knock-off watches and a “genuine” piece of the Berlin Wall… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Customs Form

 Why did the airline charge the man extra in 1995? Because his “carry-on” was a hard-shell trunk that required two flight attendants and a pulley… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Overstuffed Suitcase

 Why did the woman grab the wrong bag? Because in 1995, every single suitcase was a black rectangular box with no wheels. Part of the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Luggage Carousel

 Why did the toddler scream? Because his ears popped and he realized he was trapped in a metal tube with 200 strangers for 6 hours.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Cabin Pressure

 What is the definition of 1995 bravery? Sitting in the middle seat of a 10-hour flight between two guys eating tuna sandwiches and reading 500-page… Read More »1995 Archive: The Middle Seat

 Why did the businessman go bankrupt? He made a 5-minute call using the phone built into the seatback for $12 per minute. Part of the… Read More »1995 Classic: The Seatback Phone

 Why did the traveler wake up at 3 AM? Because in 1995, there was no Melatonin, just “drinking coffee until your heart vibrates.” Part of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Jet Lag