Why did the tourist love 1995? Because “room keys” were actually heavy pieces of metal attached to a block of wood that could double as… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hotel Key

 Why was the traveler’s back hurting? Because he was dragging a 50lb bag with no wheels across three terminals. Part of the 44 Travel Jokes:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Suitcase Wheels

 Why did the postcard arrive after the traveler got home? Because it took three weeks to find a stamp and a mailbox that wasn’t a… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Postcard

 Why was the traveler detained? Because his 1995 passport photo made him look like a member of a grunge band, and he was now wearing… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Passport Photo

 Why did the kid look sad? His parents went to the Grand Canyon and all he got was a neon-pink shirt that shrunk to doll-size… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Souvenir T-shirt

 Why did the couple hate the cruise? Because “All You Can Eat” turned out to be a personal challenge that their stomach lost on day… Read More »1995 Classic: The Cruise Ship

 Why did the man buy three liters of cheap gin? Because “Duty Free” made him feel like he was winning a war against taxes. Part… Read More »1995 Archive: The Duty Free

 Why did the man put the peanuts back? He realized that the $8 jar of nuts cost more than his entire flight. Part of the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hotel Mini-Bar

 Why did the traveler sweat at the check-in counter? He realized his ticket was on carbon paper and he’d accidentally wiped his lunch off the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Paper Ticket Panic

 Why was security so fast in 1995? Because you could walk your grandma all the way to the gate and practically help the pilot start… Read More »1995 Archive: The Airport Security