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1995 Vintage: The Passport Photo

 Why was the traveler detained? Because his 1995 passport photo made him look like a member of a grunge band, and he was now wearing a suit.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja11/18/1999 15:40Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione08/16/2004 19:43It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Overclocker_Pro02/01/2001 02:07My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Breakfast_Club_B01/01/1995 19:25Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Deal_With_It_G09/06/1996 05:57Deal with it. This is gold.
@Browser_War_V07/13/1996 06:54Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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