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1995 Classic: The Cruise Ship

 Why did the couple hate the cruise? Because “All You Can Eat” turned out to be a personal challenge that their stomach lost on day two.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy08/24/2007 14:36Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Voodoo_3dfx12/07/2008 12:23The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Silk_Road_Ghost05/07/2003 01:02Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan05/17/2004 17:46Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Orange_Mocha_F05/04/1999 12:41Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Friday_Rebecca07/10/2010 12:14Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Fire_Background07/26/2005 21:57This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@ODP_Editor_9911/03/1995 17:17Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Captain_Obvious06/06/2006 12:34This is a comment on a funny joke.

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