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1995 Legacy: The Souvenir T-shirt

 Why did the kid look sad? His parents went to the Grand Canyon and all he got was a neon-pink shirt that shrunk to doll-size after one wash.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X05/06/2001 20:28Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Geocities_Neighbor11/23/2003 14:07Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam04/07/2014 23:33I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Zoolander_Derek01/04/2004 04:33What is this? A joke for ants?
@Campus_King06/08/2006 03:35The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Ermahgerd_Girl12/29/2007 16:49ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Mocking_Sponge04/10/2010 15:30mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular12/09/2002 04:46I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Terran_Marine01/12/2006 13:31Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Boxxy_Queen10/06/2004 04:23I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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