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1995 Classic: The Payphone Hunt

 Why was the traveler running through the airport? He was looking for a working payphone to tell his mom he’d landed before his calling card ran out.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus02/13/2001 14:32What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Cyber_Traveler06/26/2002 18:30Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Geocities_Neighbor04/30/2006 15:43Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Grunge_Lord_9406/01/2015 16:51I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Flashdance_What03/08/2008 23:46What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Ali_G_In_Da_H04/13/2008 16:57Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Uncle_Rico_9811/10/1996 16:00I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Success_Kid_Win03/13/2004 20:43Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

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