Why did the passenger stare at the curtain? He wanted to see if the people in First Class were actually eating real food or just better-looking mystery meat.
Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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