1996 Legacy: The Sunday Paper Coupons
The church seniors meeting in the back row before service to exchange the coupon section of the Sunday morning newspaper, clipping discounts for canned soup.… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Sunday Paper Coupons
1996 Classic: The VHS Rewind Mandate
Finding a handwritten sticker on the church library’s video collection that reads “Be Kind, Rewind or Face Divine Retribution.” Part of the 37 Religious Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: The VHS Rewind Mandate
1996 Legacy: The White-Out Correction
The church registry containing thick white liquid paint over typos because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on the computer. Part of the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The White-Out Correction
1995 Vintage: The Sunday School Screen saver Trance
Staring blankly at a heavy desktop monitor in the church library for twenty minutes, completely hypnotized by the Windows 95 “3D Maze” animation, thinking it… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Sunday School Screen saver Trance
1995 Classic: The Long-Distance Mission Panic
The church treasurer screaming “Hang up, this is costing fifty cents a minute!” the second a missionary calls from another country just to say the… Read More »1995 Classic: The Long-Distance Mission Panic
1995 Legacy: The Pew Cushion Slide
Sitting on a smooth, freshly waxed wooden bench in the middle of summer and sliding three inches to the left every single time the congregation… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Pew Cushion Slide
1995 Classic: The Choir Robe Ironing Protest
The choir director refusing to use a modern steam iron on the polyester robes, claiming that a heavy metal iron with no water tank is… Read More »1995 Classic: The Choir Robe Ironing Protest
1995 Vintage: The Church Basement Coffee Standard
Serving a hot beverage from a massive metal urn that smells permanently of scorched tin and old dust, and inspecting the plastic cup to ensure… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Church Basement Coffee Standard
1995 Legacy: The Encyclopedia Sermon Verification
The senior pastor refusing to include any scientific fact in his sermon unless he can physically point it out in a volume of the 1988… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Encyclopedia Sermon Verification
1995 Vintage: The Overhead Projector Fumble
Watching the youth pastor attempt to lead a worship song while accidentally placing the transparent plastic lyric sheet onto the machine upside down and backward,… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Overhead Projector Fumble