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1995 Classic: The Long-Distance Mission Panic

The church treasurer screaming “Hang up, this is costing fifty cents a minute!” the second a missionary calls from another country just to say the weather is fine.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_2_Fan06/01/2007 09:05Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory09/19/1999 04:33Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Incredibles_Dash04/11/1999 15:20That was super fast and super funny!
@SoulSeek_Fan06/15/1995 03:02Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Pirate_Bay_9911/15/1999 18:03Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Steve-O_Wild12/26/2003 21:37Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Wayne_World_Ex08/11/2002 09:09Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Success_Kid_Win07/22/2011 07:57Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@PopUp_Blocker_X06/20/2014 11:27I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

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